AND THE AWARD GOES TO...

Ladies and gentlemen, humans and non, the winner of the most complicated, secretly egoistic and frustrating creatures ever lived and breathed on the face of earth: WOMEN!

And I can probably find another millions of millions of people to agree with me on that.

Everyone's different, yes.
But when it comes to women, being complicated, hard to please, hard to understand, avengeful, cold, cruel, deceptive, intelligently brutal and basically making life for others that do not fall into their category, hard, comes with the whole package.
It exists in every woman, the way breasts and vaginas are standard in every woman.

I don't know about the rest out there...but I think I could've made a revolutionary discovery.
A stumbling truth that will change all of mankind. Man kind, I mean.
Women are killing machines in disguise!
They love you and make you feel good, to gain your trust.
And when you're down on your knees for them, they break you.
Only a mistake stands between you and the path of destruction.
Make one, and the walls come down.

They claim millions of spirit each year. Sometimes they claim lives.

Our safest bet? Don't get involved! Stay away from them!
But is that possible?
The statistics of married or attached men and butches beg to differ.